Communications

Phone rings.
I go to pick it up and notice that it's the teenager calling. I thought he was at home but I guess maybe he's popped to the shop or something...

Teenager: "Mum, can you make tea. I'm too lazy to get out of bed"
Mother: "What? Seriously? Okay I guess I can do that."

Put phone down.
Shout through bedroom door : "This is totally going on my parenting blog you know..."